Harper's fake lake a (belly) flop

Well, I snuck into the fake lake site today, and who did I see but our Glorious and All-Powerful Leader diving into the water! I'm a bit surprised he chose to do a giant belly flop instead of simply walking over it, but then it occurred to me that maybe the Church of the Holy Nutbars hasn't conferred those powers on him yet. I'm pretty sure the Armageddon calendar lists the dates when the various super-powers are bestowed on the idiots who believe that crap believers, but I don't have my copy yet.

Anyway, I wonder who left that unauthorized ducky in the water? Don't tell me they let Flaherty into the pool first!
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